If you are a small business/website owner, then you must understand the importance of website promotion for your business to :
And I’m sure you are looking for a successful & proven method to put your business/website in front of your customers eye’s, in the same time… You want to focus on your main business.
WPH is here to provide you with a solution to promote your business with a little effort and time from your side and with affordable cost in a reasonable time.
Optimize your web pages and links for top 10 rankings on major search engines. Get your website listed on all important search engines, directories and special interest sites. Track the results of website promotion activities.
Download website promotion plan, then..
Choose a keyword* that you want to get a top 10 position and in which search engine (local like google.com.au OR world wide google.com)
*we can help you choose the right keywords you should target according to your business.
WPH! analyze your website and generate (optimization report) which summarize your website status against your competitors and provide you in an easy to understand a step by step marketing plan that inform you what exactly needed to be changed in order to get top 10 position.
WPH! Can do every thing for you OR you can follow the plan yourself.
Web Search Engine Optimization is the ideal way to get more visitors, more customers and more sales. Recent statistics show that the presence of top search engine Internships are essential to the success of your business:
Over 1 billion people use the Internet (Source: Nielsen / NetRatings). Web users spend twice as much online time watching TV (Source: Stanford Institute Quantitative Study of Society). Consumers spend more than $ 143 200 000 000 online/year.
These people have money, they want to buy and could be your customers.
Over 80% of Internet users find new websites through search engines (Source: Georgia Tech / GVU Users Survey). This means that millions use search engines every day to find web sites.
Users of search engines are some of the visitors the most qualified and motivated to your website you will ever have. After all, they took the initiative to hunt online resources on a particular topic. And then click the link to learn more.
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